An ode to Ashley Kitchin

dun kno not readyyy for the vitamin D flex, come at u like wot? get man mad, get man vex wen u hop on ya bike and push them pedals, then come back and claim to have rode 99 miles as if u want some medals. not from me boy, not for that, coz i'd rather u stopped and just got fat. propa let go and drink them beers, put aside ur vanity and ur fears coz u were born to live in ur parents basement, posting videos online and living off meal replacements...

BRAAAP!