Wednesday, 1 September 2010

An ode to Ashley Kitchin

dun kno not readyyy for the vitamin D flex, come at u like wot? get man mad, get man vex wen u hop on ya bike and push them pedals, then come back and claim to have rode 99 miles as if u want some medals. not from me boy, not for that, coz i'd rather u stopped and just got fat. propa let go and drink them beers, put aside ur vanity and ur fears coz u were born to live in ur parents basement, posting videos online and living off meal replacements...


Wednesday, 23 June 2010

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

fiji tiiiiiiiiiiime!!

My time in NZ is over :( BOOOOOOO!! But it's my birthday (yay!) and yesterday I got an upgrade for my room which was soooo very nice and I'm just waiting for my shuttle to the airport so I can go chillax for a week in FIJI! I'm staying at the octopus it and get jealous :) Pictures, blogs and more interesting posts will come when I'm home...which is only 8 days away. GAY! Peace out NZ xxx

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Things I will write about one day.

Abel Tamsan
Weird German Guy
Ferry Trip

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

tweet tweet

i'm alive.

4 days left of the road trip
5 days left in the south island
15 days left in NZ until FIJI
22 days till i catch my plane home!


Monday, 17 May 2010

"By Dani, Age 7"


P.S I'm in the internet place because I broke my charger AGAIN and some guy left his facebook I changed his status to "smells of poop" coz im so mature...but then he came back and asked me! Hahahaha mega embarrassing, why do these things happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?! Big love xxxx

Friday, 7 May 2010

let's do this thing YEAHHH

I jumped out of a plane. And fell through the sky and it totally felt as though I could fly but it was only because the instructor and I pulled the parachute cord so that we didnt crash and DIE.

HOW MUCH FUNNNNN! Oh wowzers, so I did the skydive yesterday morning over Mt Cook. Beautiful views and a lovely sunny day. Perfectamundo. I remember not being able to breathe but not caring because it was such a freeking amazing sensation! You freefall for around 45 seconds which actually feels like 10 and then you glide down with the parachute for about 4 minutes but even that goes fast. It was pretty windy and the guy who was meant to be filming and taking videos kinda got blown in the other direction so I'm not entirely optimistic that my film is gunna be much good :( The dvd and photos are being sent back home so I won't get to see them for ages which is lame. I stopped at some gauge thats in LOTR today, the water was incredible. It was so turquoise I honestly didn't think you could get water that colour. I didn't have my camera on me - GUTTED. Another thing thats waste is that Enno left wednesday morning. He was hilarious and his replacement is some German girl who is sooo rude, oooo I could just poke her in the eye! Enno's in Hamner and wants me to go meet him in there so we can work together for accomodation for a bit, so I might do that in a couple of weeks. The German girl is getting on my nerves so much that I'm leaving tomorrow morning for Queenstown lol. Think I'll do Milford, Lake Wanaka and Franz Josef before I go to Hamner...maaaybe. I am not allowing myself to leave my hostel today until I have made some sort of rough's so expensive here money is disappearing at the speed of light :( gotta make sure I have enough dollar for all the cool stuff there is to do in QT. I need to do laundry today too...urgh. I hate doing sensible, serious decision making stuff and boring things soooo I'm being the eternal procastinator that I am and writing this instead. I had my first experience of a NZ supermarket last night AMAZING!! Me and Sato went on the free shuttle bus and then we kinda got carried away in there...PAK N SAVE FO LYFE YO! Anyway to cut a long story short, the shuttles stopped running and we had to walk back, my bag of apples split half way home and the whole thing was pretty much a hilarious disaster as per usuaaaaaaaaaaal. Election fever back in the UK seems pretty exciting, bummed that I'm missing it, I'm such a nerd. Um, German bitch just came in and stole some of Sato's food? What do I do...I'm gunna go sabotage some of her stuff!!! TAKE IT EASY, STAY BREEZY UK xxx